The Finch at the Feeder

Bad Names for Orphanages:

Dr. Zhivago's Home for the Unwanted
Baby Barn
Essentially Slaves
Wretches Unlimited
Taco Bell
Walter Wrigley's Urchin Emporium

People I am Justified in Frowning Upon:

Bad tippers
People that can't hold their liquor
People that say they like sushi but only eat California rolls
Those that dressed as the Joker or Sarah Palin last Halloween
"Writers" that make a show of scribbling erratically in their notebooks in public places
Drivers that have an Icthus (Jesus Fish) on the back of their car but cut you off in traffic
Parents that take their kids into restaurants and let them do whatever they like
Whomever keeps busting up our apartment building
& More